"Are We the Baddies?"

Tim Kowal May 12, 2021

As attorneys, it is important to have an internal dialogue asking: Is the judge in our case going to wonder, are we the baddies?

"Hans.. I have just noticed something. ... Have you looked at our caps recently?"
"Our caps?"
"Yeah, the badges on our caps, have you looked at them?"
"What? No, a bit..?"
"They have got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
"I don't uh...."
"Hans... are we the baddies?"

(British comedy show That Mitchell and Webb Look.)

Less amusingly but to the same point, here's the Rutter Guide:

Did the “right party” win? This fundamental question should be asked in every case. ... If an independent and objective observer, after reviewing all the facts, is likely to conclude that the “right party” won at trial, the judgment will probably be affirmed. If the appellate court judges feel comfortable with the result, the odds are that any error at trial will be deemed “harmless,” because there was no “miscarriage of justice”.
(Eisenberg, Cal. Prac. Guide Civ. Writs & Appeals (The Rutter Group 2017) ¶ 1:50.)

Before striking out on any trial or appellate venture, always ask:

"Are we the baddies?"

Tim Kowal is an appellate specialist certified by the California State Bar Board of Legal Specialization. Tim helps trial attorneys and clients win their cases and avoid error on appeal. He co-hosts the Cal. Appellate Law Podcast at CALpodcast.com, and publishes summaries of cases and appellate tips for trial attorneys. Contact Tim at [email protected] or (949) 676-9989.

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"Are We the Baddies?"

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"At common law, barratry was 'the offense of frequently exciting and stirring up suits and quarrels' (4 Blackstone, Commentaries 134) and was punished as a misdemeanor." — Rubin v. Green (1993) 4 Cal.4th 1187

"A judge is a law student who grades his own papers." — H.L. Mencken

"Upon putting laws into writing, they became even harder to change than before, and a hundred legal fictions rose to reconcile them with reality." — Will Durant

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." — Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"It may be that the court is thought to be excessively legalistic. I should be sorry to think that it is anything else." — Hon. Sir Owen Dixon, Chief Justice of Australia

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